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Updated: 10/17/2009
| The One Ring | ||
| Video Link | Run Time | File Size/Bit Rate/Type |
| Full Movie | 24:24 | 281MB/1500kps/wmv |
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This story is about a ring of power that was formed in the fires of a mountain that is not quite as big as Mount Doom and is about a mile or so away and off to left. The Norse God Odin was given this ring of power to protect for if it were to fall into the hands of humans its power would most certainly be abused. The power of this ring brings the wearer of it into darkness and binds them in marriage to whomever gives it to the other. Despite California's prop 8. It renders the wearer invisible to 'hot chicks' and makes them unable to cheat. There are no combinations of key strokes or secret codes that can make them able to cheat. At least none that have been published. Anyway, Odin's son Loki steals the ring from the night stand where Odin had left it sort of towards the back, not really out in front and off to the left. Odin's other son Thor sees Loki take the ring and begins to chase him throughout the house, out the front door, off to the left and into the land of Midgard. Loki and Thor loose the ring in the land of Midgard where it is found by a woman who uses it to bring the love of her life to her and bind him to her. Her plan is flawless but the ring has a will of it's own....
The One Ring movie trailers.
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CAST:
| Character | Actor |
| Lady Valerie | Valerie Secord |
| Bjorn of the woodpile | James Secord |
| Dumb the Giant (pronounced Doom I swear) | Brian Jones |
| Geiger U.G. | James Eley |
| Big Haired Scott | William Wall |
| Dana Knightsbane | Dana Dean |
| Russian Pimp | Ruslan Batenko |
| Patrick Stewart the Narrator | Brian Turpin |
| Odin | Brian Jones |
| Young Loki | Joe Tremaine |
| Young Thor | Kyle Jones |
| Fallen Warrior | Sean Hart |
| Young Freya | Rachel |
| Young Shield Maiden 1 | Amber |
| Young Shield Maiden 2 | Moriah |
| Ring Wraith 1 | Margaret |
| Ring Wraith 2 | Arah |
| Merchants Row Woman 1 | Kim |
| Merchants Row Woman 2 | Margaret |
| Merchants Row Woman 3 | Jamie |
| Mime 1 | Kim |
| Mime 2 | Elizabeth Kilpatrick |
| Mime 3 | DeLane Faircloth |
| Mime 4 | Jamie |
| Mime 5 | Margaret |
| Russian Lady of the Evening 1 | Arah |
| Russian Lady of the Evening 2 | Kim |
| Russian Lady of the Evening 3 | Elizabeth Kilpatrick |
| Russian Lady of the Evening 4 | DeLane Faircloth |
| Russian Lady of the Evening 5 | Jamie |
| Russian Lady of the Evening 6 | Margaret |
| Russian Pimp Camp Customer 1 | Brett Wong |
| Russian Pimp Camp Customer 2 | Thomas Tolson |
| Russian Pimp Camp Customer 3 | Charity Anne |
PRODUCTION STAFF:
| Position | Name |
| Director | Brian Turpin |
| Producer | Brian Turpin |
| DeLane Faircloth | |
| Ruslan Batenko | |
| Executive Producers | James Secord |
| William Kilpatrick III | |
| James Eley | |
| William Wall | |
| Brett Wong | |
| Dana Knightsbane | |
| Vivian de Maingny | |
| Associate Producers | Valerie Secord |
| Elizabeth McPherson | |
| Lisa Tolson | |
| Elizabeth Kilpatrick | |
| Thomas Tolson | |
| Director of Photography | James Secord |
| Head Writer | Brian Turpin |
| Writers | Ruslan Batenko |
| James Secord | |
| James Eley | |
| William Wall | |
| DeLane Faircloth | |
| Vivian de Maingny | |
| Kenneth Fiedler | |
| Animation | Brian Turpin |
| Music | William Wall |
| Story Editor | Kenneth Fiedler |
| Video Editor | Brian Turpin |
| Set Design | Brian Turpin |
| Set Construction | James Secord |
| William Kilpatrick III | |
| James Eley | |
| William Wall | |
| Brett Wong | |
| Dana Knightsbane | |
| Vivian de Maingny | |
| Brian Jones | |
| Kyle Jones | |
| Kim | |
| DeLane Faircloth | |
| Elizabeth McPherson | |
| Lisa Tolson | |
| Elizabeth Kilpatrick | |
| Thomas Tolson | |
| Special Effects | The ChieFX. |
| Continuity | DeLane Faircloth |
| Vasana | |
| Best Boy | Jelly Bean |