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Stupid e-mails and other things that amuse us

Updated 01/18/2009

This is a brand new page on my website that will allow folks to read insulting or just plain stupid e-mails and comments I receive from time to time. If this page doesn't get updated a lot Iwould be just as happy.

Stupid e-mails, comments and other funny things
Date: 10/30/2008
Location	Comment on YouTube videos.
Background	We have many difffernt videos available on YouTube and on Google Video. TEETHHURTS didn't seem to like our "Salute to the Navy 2005" video, or our entire first season of "The Space Voyagers".
Side Comment	As stated before we at Evil 70th Street People Productions always welcome constructive criticism. This person tries to inflate his own self esteem. As always I of course don't mind poking at them and try to get a response. He apparently learned from the previous exchange regarding our "Sword in the Soil" video. He only made one comment per video listed here.
The item of stupidity		My response
The video: "Salute to the Navy and Marine Corps 2005"
TEETHHURTS There's the bottom 10% and all the drop-outs of America's high school students at their best for ya =) lmao ! I suppose you support all the unnecesary killing of inoccent women and children in Iraq and Afganistan. But I geuss your precious gas and oil is well worth it . . .		We are glad you liked the video. Your insight into the making of videos is amazing as demonstrated by the amount of time you've sepnt watching and comment on all our work. Thanks for your comment.
The item of stupidity		My response
The video: The Teaser for "The Space Voyagers - Encounter at Sirius"
I think you need glasses, that or you have a mental disability. hahaha		We are so glad you liked the video. Thanks for the comment.
The item of stupidity		My response
The video: The Teaser for "The Space Voyagers - Journey to Woodpile"
TEETHHURTS A totall waste of time, that's what it is :) lmfao		We are so glad you liked all the videos we've made. Thanks for the comment.
The item of stupidity		My response
The video: The Teaser for "The Space Voyagers - Thar be Pirates here"
TEETHHURTS Do you also take a shit on every video you make ? hahahahahaha This is as worthless as a poopy-flavored lolli pop :)		We are so glad you liked the video. Thanks for the comment.
The item of stupidity		My response
The video: The Teaser for "The Space Voyagers - The Rogaine Factor"
TEETHHURTS Man this is really bad, these graphics are shittier than Pac-Man Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oh and the quality of the voice over is.... just...well.... oh who am I kiddin, you've seen the video for yourself, you know how shitty it sounds :) lmao oh and if you feel the need to say something nice back, please don't, actually, go ahead, it's fuckin hilarious watching you make a little bitch of yourself.		We are so glad you liked the video. Thanks for the comment.
Out Come	Who knows. Perhaps he just finally relized that while we appreciate comments, even those critical of our work we just didn't care what he had to say because he is a cyber jackass. You know the kind who talk amazing amounts of smack on the web because there are no real consiquences for being an ass. You know, like a 12 year old which of course is an insult to 12 year olds everywhere. He has not posted back to any of our videos since the ones I describe above. The user "TEETHHURTS" is not blocked from commenting on our work in the future. So we'll see what happens.

Date: Started 09/05/08 and contiued into October.
Location	Comment on YouTube videos.
Background	We have many difffernt videos available on YouTube and on Google Video. TEETHHURTS didn't seem to like our "Sword in the Soil" video. Another friend of Evil 70th Street People Productions also enters his own comments which I include for consistency purposes.
Side Comment	We at Evil 70th Street People Productions always welcome constructive criticism. This person was merely interested in trying to insult our work. No point other than to try and inflate his own self esteem. I of course don't mind running into people like this. I can poke at them and try to get a response. Well sure enough. I got it. The YouTube user "TEETHHURTS" really seems to think he's making me feel bad about our work. When he begins to realize that his insults are not making a difference he begins to jump the shark. Please read for yourself but be aware that he does use foul language.
The item of stupidity		My response
The video: "Sword in the Soil"
TEETHHURTS You guys are real assholes you know that		We're glad you liked the video. Thanks for the comment.
TEETHHURTS No, i think you heard me wrong, you guys are real assholes ! This video sucked, you have people in the background laughing the whole time at your little retarded jokes. Oh and what's with the little fat fuck playing as kid arthur, if king arthur did ever exist I highly doubt he was fat ass as a child XD lmao		We're really glad you liked the video and feel so driven to comment on it. Thanks for the comment.
TEETHHURTS Ok let me straighten things out, I DON'T like the video, you and your retarded friends suck at filming and editing, and it shows little maturity when you say the same thing twice when I never said i liked the video, I said it sucked and the people are retards and don't know how to keep their annoying mouths shut when filming. Maybe now your little peanut sized brain can comprehend that I don't like the video, it blows donkey balls, please remove this video from youtube, & give up on filmmaking!		Wow! These comments are awesome! We really appreciate you taking the time out of your busy day to praise this video. Thank you so much. Thanks for the comment.
TEETHHURTS Wow just when I thought you couldn't be any more of a jackass . . .		You are awsome! We really appreciate your participation in the YouTube community. You've offered such well crafted commentary on this video. It is really appreciated. Thanks for the comments.
modmoradi Wow, TEETHHURTS... You are a mighty Samurai. The way you single handedly smite over 200 bottles of water in every one of your many videos is so amazing. With so many water bottles left to destroy on the world, how do you possibly find time to write unneccessary comments on people's pages? Amazing Louie-San!!!		We know what you mean. The praise TEETHHURTS lavished on our video was just great! It makes us very happy to know there are people like that out there who really appreciate our work. I particularly loved the high number of stars TEETHURTS placed on this video. This of course implies no one would get the point otherwise. You definitely hit the mark on your assessment of the time TEETHHURTS spends praising others work. Thanks for the comment.
TEETHHURTS Thnx, I try my best, when I found this disgrace on youtube, there was only one thing to do, put a bad comment on it, wait for the jackass who posted it to say something nice back (because that's what people do when they know their video sucks) and VUALLA, not only does this video still suck, but now, I have succesfully made Evil70th look like a totall bitch. What kind of skirt wearing faggit reply's " We're glad you liked the video. Thnx for the comment. " ROFL		Evil70th As always we appreciate peoples comments on our work. We are so glad you have the time to take to make your opinions known. Thanks for the comments.
modmoradi TEETHHURTS, If only you knew the man that you just refered to as a "skirt wearing faggit". I think you'd regret it, knowing that he devoted his life to serve his country, and help protect your freedom of speech, which you sadly waste with rude comments, because you were tragically born without class. On that note, I'm sure there's more evil water bottles lurking in your back yard to smite, So you'd better get to it. Be sure to check back for more exciting and funfilled videos. Derka Derk Jihad!		Evil70th We make what we make and enjoy ourselves in the process. After all if you do not enjoy a thing why do it? The praise heeped upon on us by dedicated fans like TEETHHURTS are always welcome as that praise restores us and makes us look forward with merriment in our hearts for the next project. By the way the director has been known to wear a kilt or two and enjoyed the company of good people. Thanks for your comment. All are welcome to share their thoughts with us.
Side Comment	At this point it seems that "modmoradi" and I have managed to poke at "TEETHHURTS" enough to get him to run off the cliff. The foul language from "TEETHHURTS" demonstrates this point.
TEETHHURTS You are a fuckin IDIOT, lmao like are you fuckin kidding me ? Protecting my freedom of speech ? You have to have some sort of retardation. The whole "war" going on right now has NOTHING,ZIP,ZERO,NADA,NOTHING to do with my fuckin freedom of speech you uneducated piece of shit.		We are so happy you loved the videos we do so much you feel compelled to continue to view and provide the praise you do. Thanks for the comment.
TEETHHURTS Whether or not we "win" or "lose" over in the middle east, has nothing to do with our rights as citizens in the U.S.A., you seriously think we have the freedom of speech because we have thousands of troops wasting time & money over there?GODDAMN you're stupid. The reason we have the freedom of speech is because we revolted against britian 200 fuckin years ago and writ the Constitution, Bill of Rights, etc . . . seriously read a fucking book !		Thanks for watching our videos. We are so happy that you have the time to watch them and provide commentary on our work. Your dedication to our work is much appreciated. Thanks for the comment.
modmoradi Oh Louie. At no point did I even mention the war in Iraq. I just asked that you would show a little respect to a Navy Chief who served our country longer than you've been alive. On that note, exactly what have you done to help make make our world a better place? Oh that's right...You grind rails and smite bottles of water with your $19 ebay katana that was made in China. Let's do the math. China is a communist nation. You gave them money. You're a Commie! So go ahead little Louie. Type ANGRY!!!		We are so pleased that he loves our work this much. The fact he continues to return to view and comment on the work we do here indicates that he really enjoys that work. Thanks for the comment.
Side Comment	Ok first of all, we in no way believe that just because you buy things from "China" makes you a "Commie". I just want to make that clear. Second, you'd think "TEETHHURTS" would've realized that we're jerking his chain at this point. Nope, he continues to try to convince the world wide web that he is a crusader for "truth, justice and the YouTube way". This next segment contains replies from both "modmoradi" and "TEETHHURTS" as he seems to have moved way beyond the scope of his original comments.
TEETHHURTS You shouldn't say things that you have no idea about. That SWORD that I have is a handmade $300 sword. For a sword to be a KATANA it has to be made in japan with japanese steel by a japanese blacksmith. TEETHHURTS You are a fuckin moron if you think when you buy something from a foreign country that it automatically classifies you under their type of government. Don't even try and tell me you've never bought something that was made in china you ignorant fuck. Everytime you type something, you make yourself look like even more of a jackass. Like I said before, go read a fucking book you uneducated peice of shit. modmoradi Hey Louie, I almost forgot... Thank you dearly for your continued patronage of our eclectic video selection! We're so glad that you've continued to come back and enjoy our videos on what seems to be a daily basis. You are truly our most dedicated fan!		We are always pleased to have commentary given to our work. He definately loves our work and we appreciate his viewing and commenting on that work. Thanks for the comment.
Side Comment	So, um, yeah. It was after that "TEETHHURTS" left a comment that apparently had no point other than to use foul language as every other word with no real point. Poking an idiot is only fun to a point. When it gets to that point I have to stop.
Out Come	Who knows. Perhaps he had a stroke and died. Perhaps he just finally relized that while we appreciate comments, even those critical of our work we just didn't care what he had to say. He has not posted back to any of our videos since the one I describe above. The user "TEETHHURTS" is not blocked from commenting on our work in the future. So we'll see what happens.

Date/Time: 11/19/2004
Location	e-bay "Question to seller"
Background	I was selling "uncompressed air" on e-bay.
The item of stupidity		My response
Dear grettirson, are you serious. what kind of crack do you smoke. its crackheads like you that make this world as shitty as it is. jack-off		There is no implied indication of how your complete lack of a sense of humor has affected you. A question is usually followed by a question mark and not a period.
Out Come	I sold "uncompressed air" three seperate times for $1.00 each and $4.00 for shipping and handling.